"I don't remember,lighting this cigarette
And I don't remember,
if I'm here alone
or waiting for someone."
- Leonard Cohen
Friend Post #2
Okay guys Im going to describe the people I hang with the first person is a guy named Jason.
Well first off, he's a pervert. He likes to look at anime hentai on his PSP and stay up everyday at 2'o clock to watch his anime porn. Most of them are GUY X GUY. His favourite position for guyxguy hentai is the TEABAG. It's self-explanatory. He likes to practice this move on his friends when they are asleep and vulnerable, because it turns him on when they are moaning to it. Jason is the type of guy that also likes to watch people do private business in their rooms. He needs to learn when to knock and mind his own business when a person is feeling the need to dance :)
He thinks he's sooooo tough when he threatens people. Especially LG's. He calls them failure and stuff, but he's only reflecting on himself. Since he can't read the board for his life and takes forever to write down notes so the whole class ends up waiting for him.
Jason also has a habit of taking a massive number 2 in people's houses. Even a girl. ESPECIALLY a girl's house. Man...I don't know what goes through his head.
Did you know? Jason is a pussy. He got scared one time when my mom was standing inside watching him from the outside. HAHAHAHAHAHAH what a loser.
All in all, Jason is good at moving his buttocks and move those hips. Girls comment on his ass, but he only cares about what them boys care about. He also likes to lead on many guys. RS, AW, PF, DD, KL, JN, SN, etc. He likes to dance like a pervert, watch hentai, and game all night.
P.S. Jason is a chink so he probably can't read anything.
P.S.S. His last name too long to spell, pronounce, or look at.